Biker Joke!

mo650chopper · Posted: April 12, 2005, 6:18 pm Post subject: Biker Joke!

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parent's house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes.

After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks.

By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline. And the father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"

650rider · WebMaster Joined: Feb 09, 2005 Posts: 431

Thats good. Even my wife thinks this is a good one!

thechknhwk · Posted: April 13, 2005, 9:25 am Post subject: Re: Biker Joke!

that's good stuff right there.

Jack · Full Member Joined: Mar 15, 2005 Posts: 411

Or maybe the jar brought back some flashbacks from the old jail bars and his A$$ tighened up Laughing

.......Jack

Wulf · Posted: April 16, 2005, 11:30 am Post subject: Re: Biker Joke!

Hey guys, thought this was amusing...
Picked Up By The Fuzz? A little old lady wants to join a biker club. She knocks on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club."

The guy is amused and tells her that she needs to meet certain biker requirements before she is allowed to join. So the biker asks her, "You have a bike?"

The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asks her, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady says, "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady says, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times

mo650chopper · Posted: April 16, 2005, 10:40 pm Post subject: Re: Biker Joke!

LOL! That is a good one too!

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