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Canadian geese declared a terrorist group
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jimmer
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 Posted: February 2, 2009, 5:00 pm Post subject: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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Listening to Fox News .. they were talking about the 'Canadian' geese that brought down the plane in the Hudson. I say the US Customs should have stopped them at the border.
Actually they are a breed of bird called Canada Geese ....... not Canadian geese  I don't think they carry a passport.
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Retiredgentleman
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 5:43 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| We,ve been quite successful at sending our cold weather south to our American cousins, but they can't hold us responsible for a bunch of geese just trying to go south to catch a few rays.
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Barbara
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 5:58 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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Hi Guys,
Actually, they were stopped at the border, questioned and released. Why? Well, they were all "Honkies" and thus were not within the profile listed as possible terrorists by Gnomeland Security......
(I may exaggerate for effect......)
(Honk!) 
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650skull
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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In NZ a "Honkie" is a Maori term for a Pakiha 
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 6:35 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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We like to eat your geese ....just please squeeze the poop out of the little crappers first.....
xsjohn
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metalredneck
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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I found the culprits.
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 8:07 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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So that's the little devils........just when do they fly south....may need a meal then.......
xsjohn
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jayel
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 8:46 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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they are all ready headed back north, just watched about 10 flocks of about a 100 apiece going up the mississippi flyway, think they were honking in spanish tho'
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 9:13 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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If they come over the property can I get them with my cannon....I promise to use steel shot.......Heard something quacking yesterday.....thought it was the wife......
xsjohn
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jimmer
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 10:36 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| Yes, sometimes know as the Suicide Geese. Maybe Homeland Security was right . Go xsjohn ... engage!
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 10:40 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| I must confess...they have been avoiding my place for some time now.....xsjohn
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tito650
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 11:08 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| suicide geese indeed. i think a plane engine is like drinkin the '' kool aid'' to them. might be part of a bigger goose cult. there all quackers
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 11:11 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| Need to feed them nails and steel shot......xsjohn
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jimmer
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 11:49 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| OMG! I think the authorities should set up surveillance at these homicide geese gathering sites. The thing that baffles me is ... these 'Canadian' geese have been following these routes for hundreds of thousands of years. They are very forward thinking.
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 2, 2009, 11:54 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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"""""They are very forward thinking"""""
A thermo nuclear goose......(guiet)......xsjohn
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tito650
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| Posted: February 3, 2009, 1:37 am Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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those geese sure know how to '' fowl '' things up  i c xs johns on the hunt, looks like there goose is cooked.
wow...... ok i'm punchin out 
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xsjohn
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| Posted: February 3, 2009, 1:46 am Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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Don't they ever crap in Canada.....should walk through a park here.....don't want the kids to see me strangeling one......and if they make a nest here they will bite you on the ass as you are running for your life.....
xsjohn
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Dunbar
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| Posted: February 3, 2009, 3:17 am Post subject: Re: Canadian geese declared a terrorist group |
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| We,ve been quite successful at sending our cold weather south to our American cousins, but they can't hold us responsible for a bunch of geese just trying to go south to catch a few rays. |
oy, and can you bugger off with that?! i'm here in North Dakota and it's freezing D:
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