wet saturday

despecial · Posted: November 14, 2009, 9:08 am Post subject: wet saturday

- well im off to see the rugby nzl-italy...saw these 2 teams play in the world cup, france...

- was nice to see fance up the boks yesterday 20-13...they lost against leicester last week too

- for you aussies out there, better hope ireland arent firing tomorrow

650skull · Support Staff Joined: Jul 19, 2007 Posts: 1186

Kamati Kamati....Waltzing past the Aussies who will get clubbed by the Clover Laughing

despecial · Posted: November 15, 2009, 1:48 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

- not exactly clubbed but they did waltz the friggin mathilda out of em

- no bledisloe cup - no tri nations

- no grand slam

- 20 20

- ave a macs gold and be happy

despecial · Posted: November 21, 2009, 8:58 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

...so today nzl play the poms...johnny will be squeezing his ass as usual

...the yaappies will be trying to win at least 1 game

...the crims will try to out nessie the haggis eaters

...and today the sun is shining, ive managed 250 km in +7°

----no wockin furries mate----

despecial · Posted: November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

- oh dear...australia lost to scotland in rugby today 9-8...half mast day-first time in 27 years

- enough said.............................................................................

yamaman · Posted: November 21, 2009, 5:53 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

I guess that's what you get for instaling a kiwinese coach....
They've kept it fairly quiet till now, I'd guess there'd be some rumbling going on now that will very soon emerge!

ight be lucky to beat Cardiff, let alone Wales next week!

650skull · Support Staff Joined: Jul 19, 2007 Posts: 1186

Yea blame the coach when the 6 million dollar man can't kick the goals.

Scotland won the ball 9 times in the Aussie 22and scored 9 point.

Aussie won the ball 59 times in the Scot's 22 and scored 8 points

Yes blame the coach Laughing

despecial · Posted: November 22, 2009, 2:23 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

- on the other hand ive often heard split enz, misex and niel finn called australian

- god i love it when australia loses-they do it so badly

- kind of like the pub full of englanders in frankfurt yesterday

- nice to see the south africans get a win - finally - but against italy?

yamaman · Posted: November 22, 2009, 7:16 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

despecial wrote:

- on the other hand ive often heard split enz, misex and niel finn called australian

NEVER by me, nor Crowe

A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The Kiwi says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

despecial · Posted: November 22, 2009, 9:26 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

ah yes,...australia,
- population 22 million,
- male female ratio 0.99,
- sheep 120 million...
- every man-11 million of them- has around 10 wives, all called Baaaaabara

...sorry Barb...no offence meant

...in reality...i have spent many years working and living in australia-may even have human children there-its a fine country-i like the place, pity about their government

yamaman · Posted: November 22, 2009, 10:07 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

despecial wrote:

-pity about their government

You mean the government that pays off half of all NZ mortgages!

In 2001, 96,000 Kiwis drew some kind of Australian welfare at that time there were around 500,000 kiwis here. Now theres around 1 mill.......

The capital of NZ, Wellington has a population of around 400,000, and Auckland around 440,000...........

Only 8 sheep to every Kiwi now days, what did you do with the other 12?

Last one out make sure you turn the lights off! Mr. Green

650skull · Support Staff Joined: Jul 19, 2007 Posts: 1186

The Auckland metropolitan area (commonly pronounced /ˈɔːk.lənd/), in the North Island of New Zealand, is the largest and most populous urban area in the country with a population approaching 1.4

The 2009 Mercer Quality of Living Survey ranked Auckland 4th place in the world on its list. In 2008,

About 30-35,000 kiwis move to Australia each year.

Quote::

In 2001, 96,000 Kiwis drew some kind of Australian welfare.

Child support, (If a couple earn $52,000 they recieve $2,300 child support per child per year), is classed as some kind of welfare

Q: How can you tell if an Aussie is on the level
A: dribble comes out both sides of his mouth

In the famous statement the "Right Hon Robert Muldoon" the then kiwi prime minister replying to the Aussie Gov't winging about the amount of Kiwis collecting the benifit.

"I don't know why they are complaining, for every Kiwi that goes to Australia they raise the IQ of both countries" Laughing

650skull · Support Staff Joined: Jul 19, 2007 Posts: 1186

The Auckland metropolitan area (commonly pronounced /ˈɔːk.lənd/), in the North Island of New Zealand, is the largest and most populous urban area in the country with a population approaching 1.4

The 2009 Mercer Quality of Living Survey ranked Auckland 4th place in the world on its list. In 2008,

About 30-35,000 kiwis move to Australia each year.

Q: How can you tell if an Aussie is on the level
A: dribble comes out both sides of his mouth

In the famous statement the "Right Hon Robert Muldoon" the then kiwi prime minister replying to the Aussie Gov't winging about the amount of Kiwis collecting the benefit.

"I don't know why they are complaining, for every Kiwi that goes to Australia they raise the IQ of both countries" Laughing

yamaman · Posted: November 22, 2009, 4:50 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

650skull wrote:

a population approaching 1.4

When are they expecting the 2nd person Laughing

An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?

The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."

"The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."

"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"

The first bloke says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

yamaman · Posted: November 22, 2009, 4:56 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

What do you call a kiwi sheep dog?
A: A pimp.

A Kiwi couple are on there honeymoon and are about to consumate the marriage when the bride says to her husband,
"Can you please be gentle? I'm still a virgin"
The man quickly gets up to call his dad
"Dad she's a virgin, I don't know what to do" he says.
Angered by this the dad replies,
"If she's not good enough for her family then she ain't good enough for ours"

650skull · Support Staff Joined: Jul 19, 2007 Posts: 1186

1.4

Q: Why is an Aussie like a computer
A: because you have to punch the information into both of them

despecial · Posted: November 23, 2009, 4:59 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

Hello, is this the police?"

Yes it is. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call."

Early next morning, police officers descend on Rangi's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

"Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop up your firewood?"

"Yeah."

"Happy Birthday bro!"

despecial · Posted: November 23, 2009, 5:09 am Post subject: Re: wet saturday

A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.

The robbers, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the robbers find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

'Well,' says one robber to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'

They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.

Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.

Disappointed, each of the mobsters makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a Sydney newspaper headline reads, 'Australia's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'

despecial · Posted: November 23, 2009, 2:52 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

...how do you rate your chances against cardiff blues tomorrow then?...or against wales on saturday?

650skull · Support Staff Joined: Jul 19, 2007 Posts: 1186

The strange thing is they have the talent and put themselves into a winning situation but can't win. Robbie is trying to create free thinkers so they can read the game more but they are stuck in the Eddie Jones mentality where they need to be told what to do.

On present form wales will win by 15. If the Wallabies click they will win by 20.

despecial · Posted: November 23, 2009, 4:39 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

...pretty much how i read it too, had the same problem here in frankfurt until george simpkin took over coaching-now replaced by phil- lofty- stevenson, both also germany 7's coach...frankfurt 1880 have been national champ now for the last 2 years...

yamaman · Posted: November 24, 2009, 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

650skull wrote:

Robbie is trying to create free thinkers so they can read the game more but they are stuck in the Eddie Jones mentality where they need to be told what to do.

??????Here's a list of the '03 world cup squad. your saying a pack of dummiies that needed to be told what to do?....Serious?
Sure the lost the world cup, but a pretty top qualit side none the less.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...0Australia

yamaman · Posted: November 24, 2009, 11:20 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

Q. Why are there no Kiwi's in Star Trek?

A. They don't work in the future either!

despecial · Posted: November 24, 2009, 11:24 pm Post subject: Re: wet saturday

...there is quite a difference between the 03 world cup squad and the younger less experienced squad fielded today, by next year they will hopefully have gelled into a tight team
...blokes like mortlock, cross, dunning and smith must be feeling pretty old in comparison to kingi, cooper, beale, genia and pockock
...best thing you ever did was getting rid of gregan

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